Taste matters

How to make your semen taste better?

An episode of the HBO hit series Sex and the City brought this issue into the limelight: is there a way to improve the taste of your semen? While sexy Samantha never found the definitive answer, an old maxim appears to be true: you are what you eat.

Naturopaths and nutritionists, as well as scientists, have studied the question, and we now know that diet can dramatically affect the taste of sperm. That's the good news. The not-so-surprising news (and wouldn't you know it) is that the prescription for yummy sperm sounds a whole lot like the health advice you've always gotten: drink plenty of water, and avoid caffeine, smoking and alcohol. Watch your intake of red meat and dairy.

More specifically, water helps flush out toxins and impurities that could impart a bitter taste to semen. Bitter alkaloids like caffeine contribute to a bad taste, as do red meats and some fish. One of the worst culprits in bad-tasting semen is the over-consumption of dairy foods, which contain a high bacterial putrefaction level and therefore create some of the most unpleasant resulting tastes. Cigarettes contain innumerable chemicals and poisonous substances, making smoking another leading cause of foul-tasting semen. And finally, chemically processed liquors - meaning almost any type of hard liquor - cause a very acidic, bitter taste.

Good news is, you don't have to become a teatotaller if you've put yourself on a flavor-enhancing program: naturally fermented, high-quality beers are fine and may even improve your taste, and with all the microbrews now readily available, you have many good choices.

Aside from cutting out the foods and drinks that cause a bad taste, you can add some foods to your diet that will improve it. Most fruits, particularly citrus, give fluids a more pleasant, sweet flavor. Whole foods and raw foods are good choices, with nutrient-dense vegetables leading the way. However, the very strong smell or strong flavor of some veggies can show up in semen, particularly garlic and asparagus, and most agree this is very unpleasant.

Many men also find that a semen volume increaser product, like Semenax not only builds higher volume of ejaculate, but also sweetens the taste. Semenax is an all-natural formula that uses time-honored herbals and amino acids to create a greater volume of semen and to modify the taste.

Better taste means a more willing oral partner, wouldn't you agree? You also out to reward that willing partner with a little something special for her - like Vigorelle, the topical cream that stimulates and excites her instantly, or if you want to introduce her to the "female viagra" give her estraVil. A final note: be sure of your health and your partners' health before exchanging body fluids in any way.